Season 44: 2024-2025

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by Steven Cheslik-deMeyer, Tim Maner, and Alan Stevens Hewitt
Directed by Sam Murphy

Intense – Ferocious – Revenge Filled

In the heat of late summer 1892, Andrew Borden and his wife are found murdered in their house. The main suspect in the murders is Andrew’s youngest daughter from a previous marriage, Lizzie Borden. Using a searing rock score, and based on the historical record, LIZZIE explores the heady and heated days leading up to the murder and Lizzie’s controversial acquittal of all charges and the creation of a new American myth.

Run Dates: October 11, 2024 – November 2, 2024
Show Dates: October 11-13, 17-20, 24-27, 31, November 1-2. Matinees on October 13, 20, 27.
Duration: 1 hour 30 minutes plus a 15 minute intermission
Rating: Ages 16+ for strong language, sexual abuse, animal abuse, and violence

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

by Mark Landon Smith
Directed by Ryan White

Campy – Nostalgic – B-Movie

The children of Mars are in trouble! Too much Earth television has made Martian kids everywhere distracted and withdrawn. The leaders have had enough and consult with an 800-year-old Martian sage for an answer— the response? Kidnap Santa and force him to set up a toy factory on Mars. It’s up to young Betty and Billy to help Santa escape back to planet Earth in time to save Christmas, but not before they bring laughter, joy, and the Christmas spirit to the children of Mars. Based on one of the “Top 10 Worst Christmas Films Ever Made,” this hysterical stage adaptation of the 1964 Cult Classic Film is a baffling mixture of sci-fi, Christmas cheer, and childish slapstick live and on stage!

Run Dates: November 29, 2024 – December 22nd, 2024
Show Dates: November 29-30, December 1, 5-8, 12-15, 19-22. Matinees on Dec 1, 8, 15, and 22.
Duration: 1 hour 20 minutes plus a 15 minute intermission
Rating: All Ages – 100% kid and family friendly


by Mark Hollmann & Greg Kotis
Directed by Taylor Vickers

Satirical – Dystopian – Hilarious

Winner of three Tony Awards, three Outer Critics Circle Awards, two Lucille Lortel Awards and two Obie Awards, Urinetown is a hilarious musical satire of the legal system, capitalism, social irresponsibility, populism, environmental collapse, privatization of natural resources, bureaucracy, municipal politics, and musical theatre itself! In a Gotham-like city, a terrible water shortage, caused by a 20-year drought, has led to a government-enforced ban on private toilets. The citizens must use public amenities, regulated by a single malevolent company that profits by charging admission for one of humanity’s most basic needs. Amid the people, a hero decides that he’s had enough and plans a revolution to lead them all to freedom! Inspired by the works of Bertolt Brecht and Kurt Weill, Urinetown is an irreverently humorous satire in which no one is safe from scrutiny.

Run Dates: January 17, 2025 – February 8, 2025
Show Dates: January 17-19, 23-26, 30-31, February 1-2, 6-8. Matinees on Jan 19, 26, and Feb 2.
Duration: 2 hours and 15 minutes plus a 15-minute intermission
Rating: Ages 13+ for mature content and themes including innuendo & profanity

I Hate Hamlet

by Paul Rudnick
Directed by Curtis Ransom

Witty – Spirited – Theatrical

Andrew Rally seems to have it all: a hit TV series, a glamorous girlfriend, a devoted agent, the perfect New York apartment, and the chance to play Hamlet in Central Park. There are, however, a couple of glitches in paradise. His series is canceled, his girlfriend is staunchly virginal, and he has no desire to play Hamlet. When an unlikely seance summons the ghost of John Barrymore, Andrew’s life takes a wild turn. Barrymore, in full Shakespearean garb, pushes Andrew to accept the role and embrace his destiny. Chaos and hilarity ensue as Andrew juggles a lucrative TV offer, his conscience, and his attempts to succeed as Hamlet.

Run Dates: March 7 2025 – March 22, 2025
Show Dates: March 7-9, 13-16, 20-22. Matinees on March 9, 16, and 22.
Duration: 2 hours plus a 15-minute intermission
Rating: Ages 13+ for mature themes, some strong language, and adult situations

Ordinary Days

By Adam Gwon
Directed by Doug Clemens

Playful – Heartwarming – Contemporary

Ordinary Days tells the story of four young New Yorkers whose lives intersect as they search for fulfillment, happiness, love and cabs. Through a score of vibrant and memorable songs, their experiences ring startlingly true to life. Ordinary Days is an original musical for anyone who’s ever struggled to appreciate the simple things in a complex place. With equal doses of humor and poignancy, it celebrates how 8.3 million individual stories combine in unexpected ways to make New York City such a unique and extraordinary home.

Run Dates: April 18, 2025 – May 3, 2025
Show Dates: April 18-20, 24-27, May 1-3. Matinees on April 20, 27, and May 3.
Duration: 1 hour 30 minutes plus a 15 minute intermission
Rating: Ages 13+ for strong adult language, mild adult topics and situations


by William Goldman, based on the novel by Stephen King
Directed by Chance Fuerstinger

Suspenseful – Captivating – Isolating

Paul Sheldon is rescued from a horrible car crash by his “number one fan”, nurse Annie Wilkes. Annie takes the famous romance novelist prisoner and insists on treating him at her rural Colorado home. Then she reads his latest manuscript, and discovers he’s killed off her favorite character, Misery Chastain! When Annie forces Paul to do some major rewrites, Paul must write as though his life depends on it. Because it does. A chilling thriller that balances dark comedy with psychodrama.

Run Dates: May 30, 2025 – June 14, 2025
Show Dates: May 30-31, July 1, 5-8, 12-14. Matinees on June 1, 8, and 14.
Duration: 2 hours plus a 15 minute intermission
Rating: Ages 18+ for severe adult language, content, and graphic violence

Perfect Wedding

by Robin Hawdon
Directed by Jeff Thomson

Chaotic – Farcical – Romantic

An appalling situation: A bridegroom wakes on his wedding morning in his own bridal suite, with his bride-to-be about to arrive any moment, and finds a strange girl in bed beside him. What’s more, an extremely attractive girl whom, in the depths of his post stag-night hangover, he can’t remotely remember having been introduced to. Worse, during the ensuing panic to get the stranger dressed and out of the way, the bride arrives, the girl is trapped in the bathroom, the best man has to pretend that the girl is his girlfriend, his real girlfriend has to be kept ignorant of the fact, and the chambermaid has to pretend to be everybody’s girlfriend. By the time the bride’s parents and half the hotel staff get in on the act, the chaos reaches nuclear proportions!

Run Dates: July 11, 2025 – July 26, 2025
Show Dates: July 11-13, 17-20, 24-26. Matinees on July 13, 20, and 26.
Duration: 2 hours plus a 15 minute intermission
Rating: Ages 13+ for moderate adult language, sexual content, and violence